Game Overview

"Get ready to experience the thrill of the pitch like never before in Behold the Kickmen, a hilarious and action-packed football simulation. The story follows your team as they navigate the world of British football from the bottom up, with all the drama and excitement that comes with it. Your role is that of the manager, making key decisions to guide your team to victory. But don't worry if you're not a footy fan - this game has plenty of humor and irreverence to go around.

The gameplay loop is where things get really crazy. You'll be spending most of your time grinding out matches, passing the ball, tackling opponents, and scoring goals. And when I say 'grinding', I mean it - you'll need to put in the work if you want to climb the ranks. But don't worry, there's plenty of humor and wit to keep things entertaining.

So what sets Behold the Kickmen apart from other football games? Well, for starters, there's the option to re-skin the game into a dystopian future bloodsport - because why not?! And then there's the Story mode, which is full of over-the-top drama and inane decisions to make. It's like playing a football-themed soap opera.